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Melanie gets the shaft.

Melanie Martinez got voted off the VOICE season 3 in 2012, but she went on to
put out a freaky weird album and tour small venues playing cool renditions of
‘Broadripple is burning’ and stuff. However her career careened off the rails
when a friend, a gal named TIMOTHY, crawled out of the woodwork and said she stayed over Melanies house for a few days, and Melanie raped her with a dildo or
something. Sayyyyyy whaaat? Well, not like chased her around with a knife or
got out a bottle of chloroform or something, but wouldn’t take no for an answer and then TIMOTHY just kinda GAVE UP I guess and let her stuff the thing. WTF!
There were a few YOUTUBE vids of fans stuffing CD’s down the toilet and stuff,
since they no longer wanted to support a lesbian raper, but I would say most fans of Melanie believe in the US Constitution, and support the statement of
INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY. And I would go to Melanies party if she invited me, maybe she would sing DEAD TO ME. That would rock.

Finishing with DEAD TO ME.

Lana Del Ray is your man!

Lana drops some new tracks, and folks ask.. ” In Mariners Apartment Complex
why does Lana say “I’m your man?” Is this a transgender moment or what”
Those who know Lana feel its a nod to the Leonard Cohen song of the same name.
Lana, being a Cohen fan, is doing a shout out. The lyrics to Cohens tune are below, take a look and see if you think this dovetails with the lyrics of her song.

I’m your man. By Leonard Cohen.

If you want a lover
I’ll do anything you ask me to
And if you want another kind of love
I’ll wear a mask for you
If you want a partner, take my hand, or
If you want to strike me down in anger
Here I stand
I’m your man
If you want a boxer
I will step into the ring for you
And if you want a doctor
I’ll examine every inch of you
If you want a driver, climb inside
Or if you want to take me for a ride
You know you can
I’m your man
Ah, the moon’s too bright
The chain’s too tight
The beast won’t go to sleep
I’ve been running through these promises to you
That I made and I could not keep
Ah, but a man never got a woman back
Not by begging on his knees
Or I’d crawl to you baby and I’d fall at your feet
And I’d howl at your beauty like a dog in heat
And I’d claw at your heart, and I’d tear at your sheet
I’d say please (please)
I’m your man
And if you’ve got to sleep a moment on the road
I will steer for you
And if you want to work the street alone
I’ll disappear for you
If you want a father for your child
Or only want to walk with me a while across the sand
I’m your man

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